That Awkward Moment2014

Preppy Guy:
I need a drink too. I'll get you a drink too.

Ellie:
Honestly what if I enjoy the drink. What happens then?

Preppy Guy:
I'd love to hear what you think happens then.

Ellie:
I'll tell you what happens then we go play beer pong with your two roommates until I end up back at yours in Murray hill.

Preppy Guy:
Yeah, that's right how'd you know that.

Ellie:
Yeah then I have to listen to your roommate have sex with Hilary, or Emily or whatever the girl's name is, until we fall asleep. And then a year later we're still playing beer pong in the same bars with your friends except now you feel pressured to get married and have kids because you think that's what I want.

Jason:
Then in the summers you drive up to the Hampton to meet his parents wondering the whole ride if they're going to think your pretty enough.

Ellie:
Smart.

Jason:
Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think you're smart enough.

Ellie:
Because no one is and then we have to drink shitty chardonnay.

Jason:
At a shitty garden party.

Ellie:
And have shitty conversations.

Jason:
About shitty people.

Ellie:
With his shitty mother.

Jason:
Who let's face it doesn't think you're smart enough.

Ellie:
Pretty.

Jason:
Let's face it, doesn't think you're pretty enough.

Ellie:
Because no one is.

Jason:
No one ever will be.

Preppy Guy:
What's all that sh*t, I'm just talking about a drink.

Jason:
Yeah, but it wasn't just a drink though, was it.

Ellie:
It was a marriage proposal.

Preppy Guy:
Woah marriage , nah. It was a vodka soda. Alright f*** you guys then. [preppy guy walks away]

Jason:
Drink?

Ellie:
Yep.