The Absent Minded Professor1961

[Prof. Brainard has repeatedly slammed his Flubberized Model T down on Prof. Ashton's car roof while in motion, causing to go out of control and crash into a police car]

Prof. Shelby Ashton:
[as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars] Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me!

Officer Hanson:
[his face and suit covered in hot coffee thanks to the crash] I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of *boiling hot coffee*.

Prof. Shelby Ashton:
But it's after me!

Officer Hanson:
What's after you?

Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know, some kind of a... thing!

Officer Hanson:
A thing? Can you describe it?

Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there!

Officer Hanson:
Oh, that kind of a thing.