The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle2000

[first lines]

Narrator:
[over stock footage of various historical events in a parody of a newsreel] 1964, a crucial moment in American history: Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to the presidency by a landslide, the New York World's Fair introduces a bright new future...

Narrator:
[scene cuts to show an animated Bullwinkle pull Rocky from his hat] and after five scintillating years on the air...

Bullwinkle:
Presto!

Narrator:
The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show is abruptly cancelled.

Bullwinkle, Rocky:
[in unison] Cancelled?

[the boys are pulled off screen to the right by a vaudeville hook as two janitors come by to clean up the mess]

Narrator:
Sorry about that, boys.

[screen cuts to a card reading "TODAY", followed by shots of more recent live-action footage]

Narrator:
A lot has changed in 35 years: Velcro has replaced the zipper, sneakers have lights on them, the Cold War is over, and The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still cancelled.

[newsreel ends as a hobo yawns and exits the theater]

[cut to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota where things are looking lively with the locals]

Narrator:
Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, once the beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle had been a thriving cartoon town.

[crossfade to a "third-world country version" of Frostbite Falls]

Narrator:
Now, it was crippled by year's of reruns.