The 40-Year-Old Virgin2005

Cal:
Here's what you do: you tell her you're a virgin. You test her with this sh*t. Okay? Here, here, tell me. This is how's it gonna go down. Tell me.

Andy:
I'm a virgin.

Cal:
"Sweet! I like that because you don't have chlamydia, and I know that, and that sh*t is everywhere."

Andy:
What if she laughs at me though?

Cal:
Then you punch her in the f***in' head if she laughs!

Andy:
I'm not gonna punch her in the head, she's really sweet.

Cal:
No, you punch her in the f***in' head emotionally.