The Boys Club1997

Kyle:
[to Eric] Your old man has a gun?

Brad:
Eric...

Eric:
Yeah! He's got a box of em' in the closet!

Brad:
OK, why does somebody ask for bullets? To shoot bullets. At what? People. What are we? 5?

Eric:
[Sarcastically] He's a cop, smart guy. I mean he's gotta have some sort of protection.

Brad:
So we have to get involved in it? Look, If anyone gets hurt now, it's because of us. Or you to, cuz' I'm out of this.

Kyle:
Wait! We'll-we'll just tell him we couldn't get it.

Eric:
What? Alright fine, OK I-I don't even care anymore.

Brad:
Eric, I'm right this time.

Eric's Mother:
Hi Eric! Back from the library?

Eric:
Hi Mom.

Kyle:
[Whispers to Eric] Catching up on some school Eric?

Eric:
Yeah well, what she doesn't know can't get us in a lot of sh*t!

Eric's Mother:
[to Eric] Study hard?

Eric:
[Innocently] Yeah! Chemistry is really fascinating Mom.

Eric's Mother:
We're proud of you, honey.

Eric:
[Nervous laugh]