The Flintstones1994

Mrs. Pyrite:
Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy.

[Presents Bamm-Bamm]

Betty Rubble:
Oh, Barney, isn't he precious?

Fred Flintstone:
[aside to Wilma] Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey.

Wilma Flintstone:
Fred!

Betty Rubble:
Does he have a name?

Mrs. Pyrite:
Bamm-Bamm.

Barney Rubble:
Is that short for something?

Mrs. Pyrite:
Bamm-Bamm-Bamm. You're going to have to take it slowly with this one. He doesn't speak yet and is a little skittish around humans, but, then again, I would be too if I'd been raised by wild Mastadons. Ha ha ha.

Betty Rubble, Barney Rubble:
Mastadons?

Mrs. Pyrite:
Let's not nitpick! A mammal's a mammal.