The Jerk Theory

     

The Jerk Theory2009

Stars: Josh Henderson, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Lauren Storm, Derek Lee Nixon
Genre: Comedy, Music, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 93 minutes



Clinton:
Is it true nuns are married to God?

Father Bailey:
Yes. Yes, nuns have taken a vow of celibacy.

Clinton:
Didn't YOU?

Father Bailey:
Yes. Yes, I did.

Clinton:
So, are you married to God, too?

Father Bailey:
I think I know where you're going with this, Clifford, and I... I-I'm not gay. And neither's God. Ask Sister Vasquez. Of course, you know, the wife's usually the last one to find out.

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