The Jerk Theory2009

Clinton:
Is it true nuns are married to God?

Father Bailey:
Yes. Yes, nuns have taken a vow of celibacy.

Clinton:
Didn't YOU?

Father Bailey:
Yes. Yes, I did.

Clinton:
So, are you married to God, too?

Father Bailey:
I think I know where you're going with this, Clifford, and I... I-I'm not gay. And neither's God. Ask Sister Vasquez. Of course, you know, the wife's usually the last one to find out.