The Life and Death of Peter Sellers2004

Peter Sellers:
[Tossing the Pink Panther Strikes Again script down] I could never be this broke.

Blake Edwards:
It wasn't easy for me to come here, Peter.

Peter Sellers:
Why, did your limousine break down?

Blake Edwards:
I considered making you kiss my ass.

Peter Sellers:
Not after that script's been through it.

Blake Edwards:
Still the funniest bastard around. Look Peter, I didn't come here out of desperation, I think it's a good idea and I can't do it without you. You need the money, I don't. And I certainly don't need the aggravation you are undoubtedly gonna bring me.

Peter Sellers:
What if I told you to f*** off?

Blake Edwards:
I'd say your ex-wives would be very disappointed in that attitude.

Peter Sellers:
F*** my ex-wives.

Blake Edwards:
[Walking out] I have, now I know why you divorced 'em.

Peter Sellers:
[Spitting his drink out laughing] Blakey! You are the only son of a b*tch who really understands me! [He hugs him]