The Longest Yard2005

Guard Dunham:
[after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!

Earl Megget:
Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!

Guard Dunham:
Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, b*tch?

Earl Megget:
Switowski! Come here!

[he comes running over]

Earl Megget:
You know what he said in the library?

[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]

Earl Megget:
Yes. Him. Out!

Switowski:
[Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him sh*t himself.

Coach Nate Scarborough:
I think he just sh*t himself.

All Sportswriters:
I think he just sh*t himself.

Stretcher Guy:
Good lord, this guy sh*t himself big time!

Switowski:
[jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him sh*t himself!

Earl Megget:
[as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!

Deacon Moss:
And some diapers!