The Madness of King George1994

George III:
[Signs document] Married yet, Mr. Pitt, what what?

Pitt:
No, sir.

George III:
[Blows excess pounce off document] Got your eye on anybody then, hey?

Pitt:
No, sir.

George III:
[Holds out document, which Pitts retrieves while handing the king another one] A man should marry - yes, yes. [Looks at new document] Best thing I ever did. And children, you see, children. Great comfort, of course. [Indicates paper] This fellow we're putting in as professor at Oxford - was his father Canon of Westminster?

Pitt:
I've no idea, sir.

George III:
Yes! Yes. Phillips. That's the father, this is the son. And the daughter married the organist at Norwich Cathedral. Sharpe. Yes, and their son is the painter. And the other son is a master at Eton. And he married somebody's niece.

Pitt:
Your Majesty's knowledge of even the lowliest of your appointments never ceases to astonish me. [the king laughs as he signs the document]