The Pink Panther1963

Simone Clouseau:
If I'm not being too nosy your highness, I read somewhere there was some dispute over the ownership of the Pink Panther.

Princess Dala:
It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father. I shall never surrender it.

Sir Charles Lytton:
Why should you?

Princess Dala:
When the present government seized power, they claimed the diamond was the property of the people. There's even some talk of the international court deciding the issue.

Sir Charles Lytton:
I'll tell you what, why don't I steal the diamond, leave that old glove or whatever it is behind, and you and I can split the insurance.

Princess Dala:
All right.

George Lytton:
I feel like dancing.

[to Princess Dala]

George Lytton:
Your Highness?

Princess Dala:
I'd love to.

Sir Charles Lytton:
[to Simone] How about you, Madame?

Simone Clouseau:
Yes, of course.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Your leg is better, Sir. Charles?

Sir Charles Lytton:
What?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
I say your leg is better.

Sir Charles Lytton:
Oh, yes. Much better. Thank you.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
You know, Mr. Tucker...

[scalds his hand]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Argh!

[put his burnt hand into Mr. Tucker's beer]

Tucker:
That's my beer, old man.