The Ridiculous 62015

[Danny tells his brothers the incident with President Lincoln]

Danny:
Mr. President, say, I'm gonna go hit the little boy's room.

Abraham Lincoln:
Are you shitting me?

Danny:
Come on, you'll be fine superstar. Can I get you something on the way back? Agua? Brewski?

Abraham Lincoln:
No.

Danny:
Alright. Fair enough, I'll be back in two.

John Wilkes Booth:
[running into one another in the hall] Where's the president's box?

Danny:
John Wilkes Booth, the actor?

John Wilkes Booth:
Yeah.

Danny:
No way, man! Big fan! You wanna say hi to the president? He'd get a real kick out of that. Last door on the left.

John Wilkes Booth:
Thank you!

Danny:
Really cool. Wow, love that guy!

Danny:
[Danny is pooping when he hears a gunshot fired and women screaming] Abe!