The Wind in the Willows1987

Badger:
[to the weasels, who are mopping the banquet hall to prepare for Toad's victory banquet] And make sure you get it spotless; everything must be just so for Toad's victory banquet.

Mr. Toad:
But why must I have a banquet?

Badger:
It's expected of you; it's the rule!

Mr. Toad:
It's short-noticed. But I can whip up an interesting program, I'm sure. [chuckles briefly] I could give several speeches of course.

Moley:
[as he and Badger shake their heads] No.

Mr. Toad:
And address on our prison system? [Ratty shakes his head] A lecture on the techniques of escaping?

Badger:
No speeches.

Mr. Toad:
Just one little speech?

Ratty:
*No*! Your speeches are all conceit and *boasting*, and...

Badger:
And gas.

Mr. Toad:
Oh, I know then, a short song. [Badger, Ratty, and Moley shake their heads in unison] Ah, very well. In sport, I - I will be a very different toad. But oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh, this is a haaaard world...