Trainwreck2015

Amy:
What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.

Nikki:
You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?

Amy:
No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.

Nikki:
Cause you're on antibiotics or something?

Amy:
Oh my god, he's calling me.

Nikki:
Why would he call? You guys just had sex.

Amy:
[answers phone] This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.

Aaron:
No, I dialed you with my fingers.

Amy:
[to Nikki] He called me on purpose.

Nikki:
Hang up! He's obviously like sick or something.

Aaron:
I was calling to say I had a really good time last night and was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.

Nikki:
I'm going to call the police.