Triple Dog2010

Chapin Wright:
If I kiss you, then will you hook up with her?

Whisper:
Are you serious?

Chapin Wright:
You heard me. Will you? [He stumbles for a 'yes'. Chapin leans in and kisses him. He goes to kiss her again and she pushes him away]

Whisper:
What the hell is the matter with you?

Chapin Wright:
Look, it's... It's a game. She's my best friend. It's her birthday. Her dad hasn't called and she's all upset about it. She's got this huge crush on you and now. I you don't hook up with her, she has to get her head shaved. Doesn't that sound messed up to you?

Whisper:
Yeah.

Chapin Wright:
It's supposed to be fun, and everything goes wrong.

Whisper:
You mean like Stacy?

Chapin Wright:
Don't talk about it. I never should've even told you.

Whisper:
It wasn't your fault.

Chapin Wright:
How do you know? You weren't even there!

Whisper:
It wasn't.

Chapin Wright:
Stop talking about it.

Whisper:
Chapin, accidents happen all the time, and it's not your fault.

Chapin Wright:
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! [Runs away]