UmJammer Lammy1999

[Teriyaki Yoko is impressed at Lammy's guitar playing]

Teriyaki Yoko:
[takes out the microphone and presses the button] Alright. This is the supersonic transportation device, and it will send you back to where you came from.

Lammy:
[relieved] Eh... OK. Cool.

[the fax machine that has emerged from the stage floor lights up, and a dark version of Lammy, called Rammy, emerges from the machine]

Rammy:
Phew. Is the show over?

[she sees a surprised Lammy and is angry at her]

Rammy:
[points the finger] So you're the one who took my job!

[Lammy struggles to get into the device as Rammy speaks]

Rammy:
My watch is broken, my guitar strings broke, my costume has wrinkles, and I don't get any messages on my beeper, all because of you!

Lammy:
Say what?

Rammy:
[shouting] Let's see who's the better guitarist!

Lammy:
[looks at the device that has activated] Eh, I'm really in a hurry. Maybe some other day!

[she is pulled inside the device as she finishes speaking, and Rammy runs up to it]

Rammy:
[tries pulling Lammy out, to no avail] Hey wait! Get back here!