Forgetting Sarah Marshall2008

Peter Bretter:
(drunk at the bar, talking to Dwayne and Darald) Maybe it's a good thing they're here. You know what I mean? Maybe this is a- a challenge from God to forget her! You know? (Dwayne looks very exasperated)

Darald Braden:
(also drunk) Or maybe it's a sign from God that you should be with her! I love her show- when they mix the sexuality and the violence, I like it.

Dwayne:
Aw, what the hell is wrong with you two? You gotta move on.

Peter Bretter:
I hear you say that, but it's not that easy.

Dwayne:
Oh, it's that easy, I promise you, it is. I lived in South Central. South Central- and I hated it. That's why I moved to Oahu- now, I can name you over 200 different kinds of fish.

Peter Bretter:
No, you can't.

Dwayne:
Oh, yes I can!

Darald Braden:
Do it!

Dwayne:
G: ghost piperfish, grill fish, goaler fish, grouper fish, greenback-

Darald Braden:
What's the state fish of Hawaii?

Dwayne:
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, b*tch!