The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle2000

Fearless Leader:
This is the Computer Degenerating Imagery. Show them, Sydney.

Sydney:
The Computer Degenerating Imagery, or CDI which I like to call it, are totes user friendly. Just index the bionorary code of the animated image you're going to degenerate, and the CDI will dismandle the diginal image on your film stock, 'kay?

Fearless Leader:
BRING IN THE TEST SUBJECT!

[Two guards drag a cartoon weasel over the target. The weasel struggles in their grasp.]

Weasel:
No! Oh, this is what I was afraid of. I've been tricked. Please, don't send me there. Please, don't send me there! Now, I know what happened to my friend, Freddie the ferret and those cute little bunnies..!

Sydney:
Okay, now all you gotta do, is type in the address, and send him where all cyber junk ends up: the Internet!

[Sydney types an address, and she presses the button. The CDI's laser hit the jabbering weasel, degenerating him, and then banished him to the Internet forever.]

Sydney:
[giving Boris and Natasha a giant manual] So, that's all there is to it. Here's the manual, and she's all yours. I assume you're both computer literate.