A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!2011

Timmy:
Yep, my birthdays just keep getting better every year, thanks to you guys!

Wanda:
Don't we always have the best time?

Cosmo:
I can't tell time!

Jorgen:
[suddenly enters the room in a flash of lightning and a puff of smoke] Timmy Turner, this is the last birthday party you and your fairies will ever have together! [gives Timmy a present] By the way, happy birthday.

Timmy:
[opening his present] Da Rules?

Jorgen:
Yes! And look at this, right here! Page 14-38, paragraph 3, subsection D!

Timmy:
[reading] "A godchild loses his fairies when he grows up..." Not me.

Cosmo and Wanda:
Yay!

Timmy:
"...He leaves home..." Not me.

Cosmo and Wanda:
Yeah!

Timmy:
"...Or experiences life's true magic - love." [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof gasp]

Jorgen:
Well…?

Timmy:
Again, not me. The only girl I've ever kissed was Tootie, it was 13 years ago. It was forced upon me, and I did not enjoy it.

Cosmo:
Look out!

[A thought balloon of young Tootie making a kissy face appears beside Timmy's head; Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen all grimace at it]

Timmy:
Anyway, she moved away and no one ever saw her again. So, love… not even an issue.

Wanda:
True! According to Timmy's Love Meter, he's not in love!

Jorgen:
This is not a game! The longer you keep Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, the more you put them in danger of being exposed or captured!

Timmy:
Like I said, not an issue! Relax! Have some cake.

Jorgen:
Keep your cake for the inevitable fairy-go-bye-bye party. I will find a way. I will make you grow up! I am Jorgen, the most powerful fairy ever! [disappears]

Cosmo:
Can I have some cake?