The Mystery of Mamo1978

Detective Zenigata:
[lifts the casket lid] Ha-ha! Hiya, Wolf buddy! I know what you're up to; but I ain't buying your innocent "undead Dracula" act, okay? You've met your match in me! AAAAHHH! [stakes the corpse, which promptly explodes. As he recognizes a very alive Wolf, he screams]

Wolf:
Surely, you didn't expect me to fall for that "pointed stake" stuff?

Detective Zenigata:
Wolf! You're alive! It's not what you're supposed to be!

Wolf:
Seems not. I find it all very confusing.

Detective Zenigata:
Yes, you're definitely the real Wolf III! I'm positive of that!

Wolf:
I'm not denying it, but that doesn't get us very far.

Detective Zenigata:
I'm gonna make certain you're dead! [swings a piece of wood at Wolf, who dodges, commencing a chase. By the time Zenigata catches up, Wolf has already reached his escape vehicle.]

Wolf:
Bye-bye! Sorry, but I'll have to hear your life story another time! [takes off, chuckling] You take care now!

Detective Zenigata:
You rat! I'm gonna take care, all right; I'm gonna take care of you! It doesn't matter how long it might take! [laughs] You may think you've gotten away, Wolf, but you're up against a great detective! I'll follow you into the fire of Hell, and when I catch you, I'll brand you with cattle irons!

Wolf:
Watch that blood pressure!