The Mystery of Mamo1978

[Lupin and his gang have returned to their hideout to find it destroyed]

Jigen:
Food, weapons… whoever the Hell these guys are, they’re real thorough.

Lupin:
Yeah, this wasn’t any accident.

Jigen:
[kicking debris] Son of a b*tch! Look, I’m just gonna spit it out. There’s no other possible explanation. Somebody had to have tipped them off, and there’s only one person that that can be. This is it, man; you’re just gonna have to choose between us and her!

Lupin:
Aw, c’mon, Jigen…

Goemon:
No, he’s right. Bad enough that your infantile addiction to this woman has consistently rendered you an unreliable business partner. But even now, as she conspires with others to have us killed, you continue to defend her! It shows that…

Lupin:
Please. Go on. Shows what?

Goemon:
…that you are a weak man of no conviction and no honour.

Lupin:
Hm!

Jigen:
Come on. You're being a little too harsh, aren't you, Goemon?

Goemon:
It is only natural for you to defend the actions of Lupin, especially since you are responsible for some of his sins as well.

Jigen:
What? Why, you pious jerk!

Goemon:
What?

[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

Jigen:
Hm!

Goemon:
I've always wanted to slash that ridiculous hat of yours!

Jigen:
Huh? What was that?

Lupin:
Guys, come on!

Goemon:
It's probably hiding a bald spot as big as your ass!

Jigen:
Now that's it!

Lupin:
Hey, wait! Come on! Look! You're right, okay? I'll turn over a brand new leaf. The woman is... history! Word of honor! Now shake hands, and let's move on, okay? I said let's go, alright, guys?