Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales2017

[Barbossa has just found out that Carina Smyth is his daughter]

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Smyth. Smyth is quite an unusual name. Did we not once know someone called Smyth?

Captain Hector Barbossa:
Shut your trap.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
What was her name? It's right on the tip of me tongue.

[Barbossa draws his sword at Jack]

Captain Hector Barbossa:
Do you want to lose that tongue?

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Margaret Smyth. [Chuckles] Aye. Should we make an accord, then? Or shall I tell you-know-who what we both know to be true?

Captain Hector Barbossa:
We both take this secret to our graves.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
You mean it is true? I was bluffing.

Captain Hector Barbossa:
I'm not!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
You kill me, you got nothing to bargain the dead with. So you need me. [Barbossa puts down his sword] I'll have to be frank, Hector. You are very, very ugly. [Barbossa glares at Jack] So how could you produce a fetching creature such as that?

Captain Hector Barbossa:
Margaret died. I summoned as much honor as a worthless blaggard ever could. I placed the infant in an orphanage, never to see her again. I thought the ruby might afford her some ease in life, but I never imagined she'd take those scribblings and make a life of her own, a life that's led her back to me.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
I'd say this puts me in a rather favorable position, Daddy.

Captain Hector Barbossa:
You tell me what you want.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
I want me compass, 216 barrels of rum...and the monkey.

Captain Hector Barbossa:
[Confused] You want Jack??

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Dinner. I want to eat him, I want to eat that monkey...

[Jack the monkey puts something in Jack's mouth to stop him talking]

Captain Hector Barbossa:
No deal, Jack. A clever young woman such as that would never believe that a swine like me could ever be her blood. And the Trident will be mine.