Gleason2002

Jackie Gleason:
You hear that?

George 'Bullets' Durgom:
No, what?

Jackie Gleason:
Listen. You can get a cab on a Saturday night. You know why? Cause everyone's at home in front of their television's waiting to see me.

George 'Bullets' Durgom:
If you do the show, right? C'mon. You're right. No. I'm proud of you, huh? C'mon.

Jackie Gleason:
Are you, Bullets?

George 'Bullets' Durgom:
Of course I am. The whole world's proud of you.

Jackie Gleason:
Than why don't I feel it?

George 'Bullets' Durgom:
Feel it? You don't wanna know what I think.

Jackie Gleason:
The whole time I was growing up. My father lived less than an hour away. And he never came to see me once. He said it was because he felt the shame. [pause. Tearfully] This whole time I thought it was me.

George 'Bullets' Durgom:
He's the one who missed out. It's his loss.

[pause]

Jackie Gleason:
Try tellin' that to an eight year old kid. [pause] Alright, c'mon. Let's go fool 'em.