Midsommar2019

Mark:
Dude: you need to stop sitting on the fence with this.

Christian:
But what if I end up regretting it a week later, and then I can’t get her back?

Mark:
You don’t want her back!

Christian:
I might!

Mark:
So then you can b*tch to us for that week about how much you regret it, and we'll be like “Dude: you’ve been wanting out of this absurd relationship for the last year,”and you’ll be like “oh sh*t, that’s right” and then you can find some new chick who actually likes sex and who doesn’t drag you through a million hoops a day.

Josh:
Do you think a masochistic part of you is playing this drama out to distract you from the work you actually need to be doing?

Christian:
And what work do I actually need to do, Josh?

Josh:
Uhhh - your prospectus maybe? I dunno. Your PhD...?

[Waitress brings the check]

Waitress:
Whenever you guys are ready.

Pelle:
Thank you.

Waitress:
[She smiles at Christian] Thank you.

Mark:
Dude. You could be getting that girl pregnant right now.

Pelle:
And don’t forget all the Swedish women you can impregnate in June.

Mark:
Yeah, dude - don’t forget all the Swedish milkmaids.