Caddyshack1980

Danny:
Judge Smails, sir?

Smails:
Sit down, Danny. I think you know why you're here, so I'll do us the courtesy of not reviewing what happened yesterday. My niece is the kind of girl that has a certain zest for living. The last thing any of us needs now is a lot of loose talk about her behavior.

Danny:
I swear I didn't tell anybody anything, sir.

Smails:
Good, good. You know, despite what happened, I'm still convinced that you have many fine qualities. I think you can still become a gentleman someday if you understand and abide by the rules of decent society. There's a lot of...well, badness in the world today. I see it in court every day. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. I didn't want to do it- I felt I owed it to them. The most important decision you can make right now is what you stand for- goodness...or badness.

Danny:
Now I know I've made some mistakes in the past. I'm willing to make up for that. I want to be good!

Smails:
Very good! I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help. Just ask my grandson, Spaulding. He and I are regular pals. Are you my pal..."Mr. Scholarship Winner"?

Danny:
Yes, sir! I'm your pal!

Smails:
[ruffles Danny's hair] How about a Fresca?