Caddyshack

Caddyshack1980

Director: Harold Ramis
Stars: Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: R
Runtime: 98 minutes

A no-brainer that has become a low-brow classic, this 1980 comedy makes anarchy the rule of the day, unleashing the antics of Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, and Chevy Chase. Caddyshack is about the scheme of a vulgar land developer (Da… more »



Smails:
I demand satisfaction.

Al:
You demand satisfaction? Well I'll tell you what's satisfying: cash. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks!

Smails:
[laughs] Wha... I could beat you with one arm!

Al:
Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? You can have Dr. Frankenputz...

Dr. Beeper:
[mortified] I beg your pardon!

Al:
And I'll take Ty, here.

Ty:
Guys, don't include me in this.

Al:
Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Everybody knows it.

Ty:
I don't play golf, for money, against people.

Al:
What are you, religious or something?

Ty:
You might say that.

Smails:
Ty, can I have a word with you? In private?

Ty:
Sure thing, Judge.

Smails:
Listen, your father and I prepped together, went to war together, played golf together. We built this club, he and I. And let's face it, some people simply do not belong. Let's not... cave in too easy. What do you say, Ty?

[Smails and Ty start to laugh]

Ty:
Let's make it $40,000.

Al:
Hey, great!

Ty:
[to a glaring Smails] You know, Judge, my dad... never liked you.

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