Catch-221970

Maj. Major Major Major:
Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear?

First Sgt. Towser:
Yes, sir. What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're in your office?

Maj. Major Major Major:
Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.

First Sgt. Towser:
For how long?

Maj. Major Major Major:
Until I've left.

First Sgt. Towser:
And then what do I do with them?

Maj. Major Major Major:
I don't care.

First Sgt. Towser:
May I send people in to see you after you've left?

Maj. Major Major Major:
Yes.

First Sgt. Towser:
You won't be here then, will you?

Maj. Major Major Major:
No.

First Sgt. Towser:
I see, sir. Will that be all?

Maj. Major Major Major:
Also, Sergeant, I don't want you coming in while I'm in my office asking me if there's anything you can do for me. Is that clear?

First Sgt. Towser:
Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there's anything I can do for you?

Maj. Major Major Major:
When I'm not there.

First Sgt. Towser:
What do I do then?

Maj. Major Major Major:
Whatever has to be done.

First Sgt. Towser:
Yes, sir.