Christmas with the Kranks

Christmas with the Kranks2004

Director: Joe Roth
Stars: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd, M. Emmet Walsh, Elizabeth Franz
Genre: Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 99 minutes

Slapstick humor gets a full-body workout in Christmas with the Kranks. Critics were unanimous in their derision, and John Grisham must have gnashed his teeth over what studio-boss-turned-director Joe Roth did to his bestselling novel Skipping Christ… more »



Nora:
[Luther explains his idea for the cruise] How much is this going to cost?

Luther:
$3,000.00.

Nora:
We SAVE money?

Luther:
Absolutely.

Nora:
We can still give a donation to the Childrens Hospital and the Church?

Luther:
No this is a total boycott honey.

Nora:
It's $600.

Luther:
It is a total boycott.

Nora:
Well then no. [leaves] What a stupid idea.

[Later they are in bed]

Luther:
You are going to let a lousy $600 stand between us and a Caribbean cruise?

Nora:
No. You are.

Luther:
Okay fine. Look. I'll match last year's contribution to the church and the hospital but not a penny more.

Nora:
When do we leave?

Luther:
High noon Christmas day.

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