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Player #1:
Hey, Lutz! You know who I am?

Derek:
Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges. [the football player picks up Derek by his shirt] Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man!

Player #1:
[to Jason] You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home.

Jason Melon:
Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know?

Player #1:
Shut up, meat-head!

Thornton Melon:
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head.

Player #1:
Yeah? Wanna make something of it?

Thornton Melon:
Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...

Thornton Melon:
[points at Lou] HE gets physical.

[Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand]

Lou:
[stepping up to the player] You got a problem?

Player #1:
No. I haven't got a problem.

Lou:
Well, now you do.

[Lou slugs the football player in the stomach, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team]