Bend It Like Beckham248 BC btw skibi

[Jules has kicked a goal in her parents backyard, playing with her father]

Mrs. Paxton:
Oh, will you both pack it in! Look at the state of my fuchsias! Allen, when are you gonna realize you have a daughter with breasts, not a son?

Mr. Paxton:
Paula!

Mrs. Paxton:
No boy's gonna go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him!

Mr. Paxton:
Leave her alone.

Jules:
I'm not gonna give it up!

Mrs. Paxton:
I saw Kevin on the high street with a blonde girl and it didn't look like they weren't talking about match of the bleedin' day either!

Jules:
Kevin can shag whoever he bloody wants!

Mrs. Paxton:
Honey, all I'm saying is there is a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one of them without a fella.

[Jules has stormed past Mrs. Paxton into the house]

Mrs. Paxton:
Sweetheart...

Mr. Paxton:
Why don't you get off her flamin' back? If she'd rather play football than chaseboys, frankly I'm over the moon about that.