Big1988

Computer game:
You are standing in the cavern of the evil ice wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarves.

Mrs. Baskin:
Josh, take out the garbage!

Josh:
In a minute, Mom! [talking to himself] Melt the wizard. [typing] Melt wizard.

Computer game:
What do you want to melt him with?

Josh:
What do you think I want to use? Throw the thermal pod.

Mrs. Baskin:
JOSH!! The garbage is starting to stink up the house! Take it out, NOW!!

Mr. Baskin:
Josh, you heard your mother!

[In the computer game, the enemy attacks Josh's avatar by encasing him in a big block of ice]

Computer game:
Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The wizard, sensing your apprehension, fires a fatal bolt from his ice scepter. With luck, you will thaw in several million years.

Josh:
Great.