Big Daddy1999

Cashier:
Hi, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get for you?

Sonny:
What do you want?

Julian:
Cheerios.

Sonny:
Cheerios, they don't got Cheerios, what else?

Julian:
Lasagna.

Sonny:
Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you? We'll take hotcakes and sausage.

Cashier:
Sorry, sir. We stopped serving breakfast.

Sonny:
[looks at the clock on the wall] What are you talking about? We're 4 seconds late.

Cashier:
No, you're 30 minutes and 4 seconds late. We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.

Sonny:
AW, HORSESHIT! [Julian starts crying] No, no. Don't cry, I wasn't cursing at you. I was cursing at the lady.

Customer:
Nice parenting.

Sonny:
Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? [throws the man's fries] Take a walk! [to Julian] Do you want a Happy Meal? Can I get you one of those Happy Meals? You got a Happy Meal? Can we get a Happy Meal? WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL?!

[later, Sonny and Julian leave McDonald's; they meet up with the homeless man again]

Homeless Man:
Hey, man, where's my Egg McMuffin?

Sonny:
Breakfast is over at 10:30.

Homeless Man:
Really?

Sonny:
Yeah.

Homeless Man:
I thought it was 11:00.

Sonny:
I thought that too.

Homeless Man:
Total mind blower.