Billy Madison1995

Dan:
[stuttering while reading] Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl ... who wa-a-an-

Billy:
Pffft! Kid can't even read.

Ernie:
Cut it out dude, you're gonna get us in trouble.

Dan:
An air-air-air-p-p-p-p-plane f-f-flying t-t-t ...

Billy:
T-t-t-today, Junior! Ha-ha-ha!

[Veronica Vaughn sends Billy out of the classroom, the kids laugh]

Billy:
[overreacting dramatically] OW!! YOU'RE TEARING MY EAR OFF!!

Veronica:
Making fun of a little kid trying to read! Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Billy:
I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've been physically abused in the ear.

Veronica:
You keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story. [leaves]

Billy:
[under his breath] I see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words. I'm deaf! Ohh, Veronica Vaughn. Soooo hot! Want to touch the hiney! [howls]