Braveheart1995

Stephen:
[laughs, speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. [Heavenward] All right Father, I'll ask him. [To William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

Hamish:
Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?

Stephen:
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. [Heavenward] Yes, Father! [to William and Hamish] The Almighty says don't change the subject, just answer the f***in' question.

Hamish:
Mind your tongue.

Campbell:
Insane Irish.

[Stephen pulls a sharpened stag's horn and holds it to the throat of Campbell, causing everyone else to hold Stephen at sword point]

Stephen:
Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.

William:
That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes, if you fight for me, you get to kill the English.

Stephen:
Excellent! [puts knife away] Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island of course. More's the pity.

Hamish:
Your island? You mean Ireland.

Stephen:
Yeah, it's mine.

Hamish:
You're a madman.

[group laughs]

Stephen:
I've come to the right place then.[laughs]