The Brave Little Toaster1987

[the appliances stop at a clearing in a dark forest]

Blanky:
Do we have to stop here?

Toaster:
Only for a while.

Radio:
Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals in a few days, I've seen it happen!

Kirby:
And you'd be the first to go, dial face.

Lampy:
Hey, fellas! We can stay in here! Look! [turns on his light to reveal a scary face on a tree; the appliances gasp in horror, and hide in the bushes] W-What's the matter?

Radio:
Eaten alive, the poor sap.

[Lampy turns around to the scary face]

Lampy:
[scared] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!! [runs and joins the others in the bushes]

Radio:
Oh, I thought you were a goner.

Lampy:
Ah, you wish.

Toaster:
You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.

Kirby:
Yeah, shelter from the likes of them.

Radio:
[imitating boxer] Come on over here and say that, chrome-dome! [Lampy blows raspberries at Kirby]

Kirby:
[shocked and angry] WHAT?!?

Radio:
Oh, sorry about that. I meant to say "vacuous vacuum".

[Kirby angrily grumbles]

Lowell Winchell, Jr.:
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble. In the blue corner, undefeated champion, Rocko "the Radio" Ratuno. Ding! Oh, and there's the bell! They're on each other like black on a bowling ball!

[Radio and Kirby are about to fight but Toaster comes between them]

Lampy:
Hey! Look!

[everyone sees that Blanky has made himself into a tent; next scene switches to the ending of "The Star-Spangled Banner."]

Lowell Winchell, Jr.:
And that concludes our broadcast day. This is Lowell Winchell signing off. Good night, America and all the ships at sea. [static]

Toaster:
[pats Blanky, smiling] Thanks.

Blanky:
Oh, that's all right. [yawns and falls asleep]

Lampy:
So, uh, what’s this thing you and the Blanket?

Toaster:
What thing?

Lampy:
You know. All of a sudden, you’re being so darned nice to him all of a sudden.

Toaster:
Oh, that. I was just thinking, and I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.

Lampy:
Wow, that’s weird.

Toaster:
What’s weird about it?

Lampy:
I don’t know. I mean, you are never this nice to me before, and all of a sudden now you’re nice to him all the time, and I don’t know. I’m, uh, I’m just trying to understand, trying to figure out, what it all means.

Toaster:
Well, it’s kind of hard to describe. It’s like being next to a new loaf of bread. [pauses] Hmm. It’s, um, let’s see... it’s like a warm, toasty feeling inside. Well, like a glow that just--

Lampy:
[happily] A glow?

Toaster:
Yeah!

Lampy:
I think I know what you’re talking about! It’s like the feeling I get when I think about the Master.

Toaster:
Yeah, that’s it.

Lampy:
I remembered my first time light bulb burned out. And I thought... That's it! It's over, I'm burned out! 86 to the showers! But then the Master put in a brand new bulb. And I just glowed.

Toaster:
Well, that's all his do it.

Lampy:
That's very interesting.