The Breakfast Club1985

Vernon:
I expected a little more from a varsity letterman. You're not fooling anybody, Bender. The next screw that falls out is gonna be you.

John:
[under his breath] Eat my shorts.

Vernon:
[angrily] What was that?

John:
[emphatically and louder] EAT...MY...SHORTS.

Vernon:
You just bought yourself another Saturday, Mister.

John:
[scoffs; sarcastically] I'm "crushed".

Vernon:
You just bought one more, right there.

John:
Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar.

Vernon:
Good! Because it's gonna be filled. We'll keep goin'. You want another one? Say the word, just say the word. Instead of goin' to prison, you'll come here. Are you through?

John:
No.

Vernon:
I'm doin' society a favor.

John:
So?

Vernon:
That's another one right now. I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?!

John:
Yes.

Vernon:
You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one, pal!

Claire:
Cut it out! [mouths] Stop!

Vernon:
You through?

John:
Not even close, bud!

Vernon:
Good. You got one more right there.

John:
You really think I give a sh*t?

Vernon:
Another. [John stares angrily] You through?

John:
How many is that?

Brian:
That's seven including one when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon here whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.

Vernon:
Now it's 8. [to Brian] You stay out of it.

Brian:
Excuse me, sir, it's 7.

Vernon:
Shut up, peewee. [Brian obediently remains silent, and Vernon gives John the horns] You're mine, Bender. For two months, I gotcha. I gotcha.

John:
[sarcastically] What can I say? I'm "thrilled".

Vernon:
Oh, I'm sure that's exactly what you want these people to believe. You know somethin', Bender? You oughta spend a little more time trying to do something with yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. You might be better off. Alright, that's it! I'm going to be right outside those doors. The next time I have to come in here, [John mouths what Vernon says] I'm crackin' skulls. [He leaves the library as Allison watches; he opens the door, gives the horns to John again, then closes the door]

John:
[angrily] F*** YOU!!!

Vernon:
[sighs and goes to his office]

John:
[annoyed; whispers] F***.