Bruce Almighty2003

[Evan Baxter's live announcement of his appointment as anchor has rankled Bruce]

Bruce:
Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk.

Grace:
Come on! What are you DOING?!

Bruce:
Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?

Bill (Ferry Owner):
Hey, man. I don't want any problems. I don't want...

Bruce:
Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life ERODING BENEATH ME?! Eroding, eroooooooding, EEEEEEROOOOODDDING.

Jack:
Cut the feed. Go to black.

Technician:
I'm on it.

Bruce:
I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, F***ERS! [flips off bird]

Jack:
Oh, boy.

Grace:
Oh, my God.