Bruce Almighty2003

God:
Okay, let me explain the rules.

Bruce:
Rules?

God:
Yeah, you left in such a rush, I didn't get a chance to explain.

Bruce:
Well, the "two extra fingers" thing freaked me out a little bit.

God:
[laughs] I figured that would get your attention. I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks. Now, here's the deal. You have all my power, use it any way you choose. There are only two rules. You can't tell anybody you're God; believe me, you don't want that kind of attention. And you can't mess with free will.

Bruce:
Can I ask why?

God:
[smiling] Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!