Bruce Almighty

     

Bruce Almighty2003

Stars: Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Baker Hall
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 101 minutes

Bestowing Jim Carrey with godlike powers is a ripe recipe for comedy, and Bruce Almighty delivers the laughs that Carrey's mainstream fans prefer. The high-concept premise finds Carrey playing Bruce Nolan, a frustrated Buffalo TV reporter, stuck doi… more »


Lead Thug:
I'll tell you what. We'll apologize the day a monkey comes out of my butt. Then you'll get your "sorry". How about that?

Bruce:
What a coincidence! Because that's... today.

[A monkey comes out of the Lead Thug's butt]

Thug #1:
Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?!

Thug #2:
¡Brujería! ¡Es el Diablo! (Witchcraft! It's the Devil!)

Thug #3:
This is some voodoo sh*t, man! ¡Vámonos! Let's go!

Bruce:
Are you guys leaving? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts! [Breathes bees at them, and is then joined by the monkey] Hey there, little anal-dwelling butt monkey! Time for you to go home, little buddy. [The monkey re-enters the Lead Thug's butt]

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