Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective1994

Director: Tom Shadyac
Stars: Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc, Dan Marino
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 86 minutes

The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. Ace's latest case… more »



[at the crime scene following Roger Podacter's death]

Ace:
Oh, there is just... one more thing, Lieutenant. This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor, she lives across the hall. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am?

Lady:
Right.

Ace:
(to the manager) And you said you had to open the balcony door when you came into the room?

Man:
That's true.

Ace Ventura:
You're certain you had to open this door?

Man:
Yeah, I'm certain.

Lois Einhorn:
What's the point, Ventura?!

Ventura:
Only this... [walks out to the balcony and begins singing like an opera singer while opening and closing the door; no one can hear him when the door is closed] This is double-paned soundproof glass! There is no way that neighbor could've heard Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut! The scream she heard came from inside this apartment before he was thrown over the balcony, and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah! Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! [mimics Tangina character from Poltergeist] I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear. Losers?

Einhorn:
[everyone stares in shock] GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

Ventura:
[starts making his way out with Melissa while looking at everyone, holding his fingers like an L] LOSERS! Leh-hew, ze-hers!

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