Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls1995

[at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]

Ace Ventura:
[leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

The Monopoly Guy:
Who is this ghastly man?

Ace:
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey...[whispering] thanks for the free parking.

Pompous woman:
Another activist, McGuire.

The Monopoly Guy:
Activist, yes... [snobby laugh]

Ace:
[imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!

Pompous Woman:
Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.

Ace:
Alrighty then! [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? You're right! [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 dollars! [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.