The Adventures of Pinocchio1996

Pinocchio:
Come here! Over here! No, this is all wrong! You gotta believe me! Look, they're trying to trick you! They want us to behave badly! Don't go on the ride! Please! We've been acting like jackasses, so that's what we turned into.

Lorenzini:
Well, well, well... Here I provide you with the most wonderful place to frolic, and this is the thanks I get. (angrily, to Pinocchio) You steal MY donkeys?

Pinocchio:
They're NOT your donkeys! ...This one's Lampwick.

Lorenzini:
(Tuts) Pinocchio, a good boy does not go around spreading lies.

Pinocchio:
It's not a lie. (Points to his nose) My nose grows when I lie.

Lorenzini:
(Straightens up) Come on, boys! Take the rides! Drink the water! (Throws tickets to the eager boys)

Pinocchio:
No, don't!

Lorenzini:
Be yourselves!

Pinocchio:
Lampwick! (Lampwick donkey snorts) Come on! (Lampwick neighs and knocks a stunned Lorenzini into the fountain, where he mutates into a sea monster thanks to the curse. When he climbs out, the boys yell in shock)

Boy 1#:
He's turning into a monster! Look at his face! (Lorenzini is unable to breathe and smashes through a mirror, jumping into the water which leads to the ocean)

Boy 2#:
He was a monster and got what he deserved!

All Boys:
YEAH!