The Adventures of Tintin2011

Captain Haddock:
[wakes up from his drunkenness and notices Snowy, jumps] Ahhhhh! A giant rat of Sumatra. [sees Tintin stumbling into his room through the window; brandishes a bent pipe, thinking he's an intruder] So, you think you can sneak up behind me, and catch me wi' my trousers down, huh?

Tintin:
[dodging Haddock's blows] I would rather keep your trousers on, if it's all the same to you.

Captain Haddock:
I know you're here. You're one of them!

Tintin:
Sorry?

Captain Haddock:
He sent you here to kill me!

Tintin:
Look, I don't know who you are!

Captain Haddock:
That was his plan, to bump me off! Murder me in my bed by a baby-faced assassin![Snowy bites his ankle, tries to shake him off] Arrgh!

Tintin:
Assassin? Look, you've got it all wrong! [Captain Haddock and Tintin stops fighting] I was kidnapped by a gang of thugs. [drops rod]

Captain Haddock:
[cries comically] Oh, the filthy swine! He's turned the whole crew against me!

Tintin:
Who?

Captain Haddock:
The sour-faced man with the sugary name. He's bumped them all off, every last of'em.

Tintin:
Sakharine!

Captain Haddock:
Nobody takes MY ship!

Tintin:
You're the captain?

Captain Haddock:
Of course, I'm the captain. Who else can I be? [Tintin shushes him] I've been locked in this room for days, with only whiskey to sustain my mortal soul. [Tintin reveals door is not locked, looks at Haddock exasperatingly] Oh...I assumed it was locked.

Tintin:
Well, it's not. Now you must excuse me, if they find me here, they'll kill me. We have to keep moving, try to find my way off this drunken tub [leaves Haddock's room with a bang of the door].

Captain Haddock:
[taken aback] Tub?!