Airplane II: The Sequel1982

Jimmy Wilson:
I sure am glad they let Scraps ride up here with us, Dad.

John Wilson:
I bet Scraps is gonna love the moon.

Jimmy Wilson:
Do you think things will be a lot different on the moon, Dad?

John Wilson:
Oh, it's gonna be terrific! A whole new world. New kids to play with!

Jimmy Wilson:
Does that mean no more headlines about the rape trial?

John Wilson:
[angrily while wrapping his knuckles] Not many kids get the chance to live on another planet.

Jimmy Wilson:
No more kids yelling, "Your old man's a psychopathic sex pervert"?

John Wilson:
[angrily grabs Jimmy's jacket and pulls him close] Look, a man can make an honest mistake! Anyway she was asking for it! They're all asking for it all the time! [lets go of Jimmy and sits back looking crazed]

Jimmy Wilson:
(thinking) Dad never slaps me around at home. It must be his coffee.

Alice Wilson:
(thinking) No, I've been serving Dad decaf. Hmm. Maybe he's just an a**hole.