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[an elderly woman walks by carrying her luggage]

Capt. Vernon Demerest:
Hey, now, that's a good idea, Mel. Using little old ladies for skycaps. You keep that up. You're doing a good job.

Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest:
[after Vernon leaves] Mel! For my sake, be patient with him.

Mel Bakersfeld:
How you can live with that overage juvenile deliquent, I'll never know.

Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest:
There's just the two of us. If I left him, what would I have?

Mel Bakersfeld:
Would you have any more if he decided to leave you?

Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest:
He won't. The moment a girl gets too serious, he waves his wedding ring like a flag. I'm his disaster insurance.

Mel Bakersfeld:
More like group insurance!

Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest:
Thanks for caring, Mel. Don't worry. Someday he'll come home for some other reason than to just change his clothes.

Mel Bakersfeld:
Well, I hope so.