Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day2014

Ms. Suggs:
Tell me something, Anthony. Are you a senior citizen?

Anthony:
No, ma'am.

Ms. Suggs:
Good. Then why're you driving 15 miles an hour in a 25-mile zone? C'mon, speed it up. [Anthony speeds up the minivan] That's right. That is right. Boy. Change lanes. [Anthony does so] Now, I want you to take a right up here. [Anthony turns right. Just then, his cell phone vibrates] Celia's calling.

Anthony:
It's my girlfriend. Probably wants to talk prom plans. Tonight's the prom. Well, I'll just ignore that.

Ms. Suggs:
Seems like she's very anxious to talk to you.

Anthony:
No, no, no, I'm driving. I would never answer the phone when I'm driving. No, no matter what circumstance.

Ms. Suggs:
But, y'know, proms don't happen every day.

Anthony:
That's true. You sure? It'll just be like super quick. It's not...

Ms. Suggs:
What's important to you is important to me.

Anthony:
[answers his phone] Hey, Celia. I can't really talk right now, but...

Ms. Suggs:
Put! The phone! Down!

Anthony:
[turns to Miss Suggs] What?

Ms. Suggs:
[in a demanding tone] Put that mobile device down, NOW! HEY, EYES ON THE ROAD!

Anthony:
[nearly hits another car and swerves off the road] AAAH!! NO, NO!!! [hits several parking meters while screaming]

Ms. Suggs:
YOU'RE GONNA KILL US!! AAAAH!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! [Anthony pulls back into the DMV and stops] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FOOL?!

Anthony:
[angrily] You tricked me!

Ms. Suggs:
Get outta this car. [stamps "FAIL" on the clipboard] You get out of this car!

Anthony:
You're EVIL!

Ms. Suggs:
You prom creep!

Ben:
I don't think he passed.

Ms. Suggs:
Get out! GET OUT!

[Anthony swings open the door, only to get a literal door prize from a passing Impala. The door slides right to the Coopers]