Alice in Wonderland1951

Cheshire Cat: [singing] 'Twas brilig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

Alice:
Now where in the world do you suppose that...?

Cheshire Cat:
Lose something?

Alice:
[turns around to find just the Cat's smile talking to her] Oh! Uh, hehe, I...I, no, no, I mean, I, I was just wondering...

Cheshire Cat: Oh, that's...quite all right. One moment please. [two eyes drop down on top of the mouth and the full cat form appears] Second chorus. [singing] 'Twas brilig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

Alice:
Why, why you're a cat!

Cheshire Cat:
A Cheshire Cat. [starts to disappear] All mimsy were the borogroves...

Alice:
Oh, wait! Don't go, please!

Cheshire Cat:
[reappears] There you are! Third chorus...

Alice:
Oh, no, no. Thank you, but I just wanted to ask which way I ought to go.

Cheshire Cat:
Well that depends on where you ought to get to.

Alice:
Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as I...

Cheshire Cat:
Then it really doesn't matter which way you go. Oh by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.

Alice:
Who did?

Cheshire Cat:
The White Rabbit.

Alice:
He did?

Chesire Cat:
He did what?

Alice:
He went that way.

Chesire Cat:
Who did?

Alice:
The white rabbit!

Chesire Cat:
What rabbit?

Alice:
But didn't you just say-? I mean- Oh dear!

Chesire Cat:
Can you stand on your head? If I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter.

Alice:
The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no no...

Cheshire Cat:
Or, there's the March Hare, in that direction.

Alice:
Oh, thank you. I think i shall visit him...

Cheshire Cat:
Of course, he's mad, too.

Alice:
But I don't want to go among mad people!

Cheshire Cat:
Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. [laughs maniacally and begins to disappear] You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.