American Psycho2000

McDermott:
If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who f***ing cares?

Bateman:
Well, let's just say hypothetically, OK? What if they have a great personality?

[pause, all laugh]

Bateman:
I know, I know. [in unison with the rest] There are no girls with good personalities.

Van Patten:
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb f***ing mouth shut.

McDermott:
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the f*** that means, are ugly chicks.

Van Patten:
Absolutely.

McDermott:
And this is because they have to make up for how f***ing unattractive they are.

Bateman:
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Van Patten:
Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

Bateman:
No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties.

McDermott:
So what did Ed say?

Bateman:
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

McDermott:
And what did the other part think?

Bateman:
What her head would look like on a stick. [chuckles]