Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy2004

Brian:
Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over!

Champ:
Tell me about it. I woke up this morning, and I sh*t a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So, I got this sh*t-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't know what to name it.

Brick:
Aw, I'm sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

[Garth and Ed enter the conference room.]

Garth:
All right, guys. Let's focus up.

Ed:
Morning, everyone. Here are the stories we're gonna be chasing today. It looks like Ling Wong, the rare panda at the San Diego Zoo, is pregnant.

Garth:
This is a big one.

Ed:
Now, this could be the big story of the summer. Network is gonna be wanting plenty of coverage. And speaking of network, word on the street is they're looking for a new anchor. So, Ron -

[Ron wakes up.]

Ron:
Huh? Network? Are they here?

Ed:
In addition, a lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.

Champ:
What in the hell's diversity?

[Ron clears his throat.]

Ron:
Well, I - I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

[Ron and Brick nod.]

Someone in the conference room:
That's right.

Ed:
Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try. Uh, diversity means that times are changing, and with that in mind - Ron, are you paying attention?

Ron:
Nope.

Ed:
Well, this concerns all of us.

Ron:
Okay.