Assassination of a High School President2008

Francesca Fachini:
I wanted to thank you for finding the SATs. And for showing me what a douche Paul really is. See, the thing is, I seem to have lost my date to homecoming, and I wanted to know if you'd go with me.

Bobby Funke:
You wanna go to homecoming with me?

Francesca Fachini:
Well, not like "go" go. I mean, not like for real.

Bobby Funke:
Yeah.

Francesca Fachini:
It's just everyone already has a date.

Bobby Funke:
Right.

Francesca Fachini:
Except for the mathletes...and maybe that wrestler with the jock itch on his face. So yeah...The only person I can go with is you.

Bobby Funke:
I still don't see why you wanna go with me.

Francesca Fachini:
Yeah, why not? I mean, you're like the school's Wolf Blitzer now.

Bobby Funke:
Wolf Blitzer's like a TV reporter. I'm into Woodward and Bernstein.

Francesca Fachini:
You already have a date?

Bobby Funke:
What? No. I just...

Francesca Fachini:
Great. Then you can pick me up at 8:00. And no wrist corsages. Get the kind with the pin. I don't mind a little prick every once in a while.